Too hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting….

I think I am good on the phone and I do no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I offen get a job thru my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat jou want to pay me and what you think that I am werth,

I can start emeditely.

Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.  

hopifuly yore best aplicant so farr.

BRYAN nickname Beefy

PS: Because my resimay is a bit short – below is pickture of me


It’s OK honey, we got  

See you Monday.

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  1. That's one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. Isn't that the guy from the Suzuki commercials? Yummy 🙂

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